The cake has been eaten and the odour from your pre-party poo has finally dissipated. So as your party is winding down, your little guests are now starting to wonder what’s going to be in their party bag. The party bag says a lot about you as a parent – are you cheap and cheesy, or generous and sophisticated? Well, how about using the party bag to prove your Dadget credentials by giving a hi-tech gift that the kids (and their parents) will be talking about for months to come?

My top party bag tip is to use the appropriately named GoDaddy.com to register a domain name for each of your guests. How cool would you be if every visitor to your party went home with theirname.com registered and paid-up for 12 months together with a free starter web page and e-mail account? You really are the coolest Dadget dad in the world!

If your wallet can’t stretch to the £6 per child for a .com, then you could plump for a .info at only 66 pence per child – what a bargain! Of course, you will always encounter a few snivelling little brats who really wanted a matchbox car and a packet of sweets, but life is full of disappointments.