Congratulations! You made it through the gruelling ordeal of intercourse with your wife, and your sperm swam valiantly onwards to victory. Now you’re ready to move on to the next phase of iPhone apps.

The only pregnancy application you’ll ever need is iPregnancy. This app will follow progress towards your due date, display representative 3D images of your baby as it grows, and provide you with many facts and figures on its development. It can also remind you of upcoming midwife appointments and even allow you to keep a list of favourite names, which can be selected from a built-in database of popular choices.

As you approach fatherhood you’ll also need to keep a tighter rein on your finances, so I recommend using iXpenseit to track your incomings and outgoings. New entries can be entered with a few taps, and impressive looking graphs and charts show you exactly how broke you really are.

Finally, as you approach fatherhood you’ll be needing to use the eBay iPhone app to keep track of your house clearance. As well as selling your old tat to make room for ‘baby stuff’, now is also a great time to sell off your old porn collection.

This entry was posted on August 25th, 2009 by Craig Alan Williamson
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