You were once a single man who loved to buy gadgets but then, through some mind-trickery that you still haven’t quite figured out, you decided to get married.  Suddenly, even the purchase of a novelty USB missile launcher involved many painful hours of negotiation and countless back/shoulder/foot massages.

Yet another benefit of sex

However, after a particularly potent bottle of rosé (taken orally) and a good hot helping of your fine semen (delivered vaginally), you became a dad.  Right from the start your wife was approving a whole heap of gadgets from wireless listening devices to industrial tit-suckers.   Now you need to carry that momentum forward.

You must find a way to turn every gadget into a gadget that will enhance your family life.  You need to create the perfect argument so that your wife will casually agree to you buying televisions, torches, beer fridges, and things that look pretty cool although you’re not quite sure what they’re supposed to do.

Dadget handholding, blog-style

Dadgets.info will be here to guide you along the way.  I’ll provide you with information on a whole heap of gadgets for dads, as well as helping you to craft just the right excuses to convince your wife that buying a lava lamp iPod dock is the only way to find true happiness during the credit crunch.

But why should you trust Craig Alan Williamson?  Well, I’ve been married to Dawn since 2005, I’ve been a dad to Henry since 2008, and I still managed to persuade my wife that we really needed a 40” LCD TV and a 42” Plasma.  I have much wisdom to share with you. 

This entry was posted on January 5th, 2009 by Craig Alan Williamson
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